 02/10/2008 Did you hear the story about Robbie Williams being visited by a UFO in his LA recording studio?
Well, it’s true. Not the UFO bit. The story. At the time, Robbie claimed that: “I had just finished writing a song called Arizona, which is about alien abduction, when there was this glow. It was magic.”
Probably a light bulb on the blink…
Well now Robbie’s started getting obsessed with the whole extra-terrestrial invader scenario. Apparently he’s writing songs about green men and space-crafts. Apparently he wrote the songs at renowned UFO hot-spot, Trout Lake in America.
Michael C Luckman, who studies UFO type stuff at a University in New York and is therefore a leading expert, told The Sun newspaper: “What better person to roll out the welcome mat than Robbie Williams, one of the most recognisable and beloved performers on the planet?”
Yeah. Forget your David Ike, forget your George Dubya Bush, forget your failing Prime Minister and your Doctor Spock and your NASA Space Station Team; Robbie Williams is the only man to go all Close Encounters on E.T’s arse.
I mean, the little green men’ll love that won’t they? Coming down in their cigar-shaped ship to say “Hi earth, how’s it hanging?” and being greeted with “I'm an honorary Sean Connery, born '74 / There's only one of me”.
Next thing you know, Robbie’ll start making strange castles out of mountains of his own feces and running around after fire flies; climbing volcanoes and appearing on chat-shows, proclaiming to be Christ resurrected or king of the Rugga-dug-dug people of greater Mars or something…
You mark my words. Watch. This. Space.
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