 08/10/2008 If you were a celebrity you wouldn’t have to file documents or fetch lunches or make coffees or photocopy papers and get a bad back from a broken office chair; build home-offices and houses and clean the streets of fag-ends (lost dreams) and empty beer cans (misery); you know, like everyone else has to?
O no, you’d probably be earning millions of pounds and performing in front of millions of people, creaming their pants and wearing t-shirts with your face, bra-size or cock-size emblazoned on it. You’d have a condo and really cool cars that you never drive but collect like Roman coins; kind of like Mr. Smith who lives on the council estate and builds model ships out of match-sticks. Difference being you won’t have to worry about your hands getting stuck to your nipples with industrial superglue.
O we can but dream!
Well now that dream could be over! “PRAISE THE LORD!” For Motorola have launched a competition giving one lucky winner the opportunity to go to New York - all expenses paid! And that isn’t all… the winner will also receive vocal coaching from Fergie (Black Eyed Peas) and record a song written by Wyclef Jean.
And that means that one day people could have pictures of you in their cupboard and on their ceiling and under their pillow. “O YES, BABY, YES!”
Entrants are invited to enter video performances of a track via MMS or by logging onto the ‘MotoROKR Star’ website. Motorola will also be touring the country from November 1st with one of those special ‘booths’ you see on Big Brother and programmes like that. The MotoROKR competition is to celebrate the new ROKR range of Motorola phones, as Marketing Director, Rachael Ward, explains:
“Our ROKR products give music fans a portable way to enjoy their music; twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week. This competition is going to be a fantastic way to unleash a new breed of musical talent for consumers to experience.”
The MOTOROKR Star Audition Booth will visit the following shopping centres across the country on the following dates:
1st-2nd Nov: The Galleries, Bristol
8th- 9th Nov: Lakeside, London
15th -16th Nov: Bullring, Birmingham
22nd-23rd Nov: Arndale, Manchester
29th-30th Nov: Metro centre, Newcastle
6th -7th Dec: Braehead, Glasgow
For further information on the MotoROKR star competition and to upload a track CLICK HERE. |